If I were a teacher, my ten class rules would be insensitive and strict. 

They go as fallowed:

1. Don't be stupid.
2. Sit down and shut up.
3. Do your work, or leave.
4. No music aloud. (they made headphones so that no one has to hear your music, keep it that way.)
5. Be on time, you will not be allowed to enter. (unless you have a teacher/parent permission.)
6. If your going to insult someone you better have a good reason.
7. If you mention the words "swag" "420" "weed" "marijuana should be legalized" you will be failed.
8. No smoking, drinking, or any other intoxicating materials are allowed in class.
9. I'm here to help you be intelligent in life so you can get a good job. What ever you waste your money on is not my problem but just and fyi, any rich person that wasted their money on drugs is dead, so don't blame your problems on me if you don't want to learn.
10. Ponies, Ponies Everywhere!