Smart vs Swag

Well if I had swag I would have to kill myself so I'm going to go with smarts which I already have. Swag is a term used for someone who will not be successful in life. The meaning gets misconstrued  sometimes and people think it's a good thing to have but that is completely wrong. It is a complete disgrace to have swag and if you choose to have swag then you are bad and you should feel bad.