If I could be immortal for a day

Well I'd go sky diving all day. Over and over again. The irony of the redundancy  makes this impressive. To say that I'd be landing on the ground wouldn't be quite true. Typically I would land on buildings, people and nuclear facilities. My psychiatrist said I was like a ticking time bomb. I would like to think that too. Now this tale is not quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice, but with all great things comes great responsibility. I consider myself of value and I plan on improving the world one step at a time.